flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor)

validx2:

Reasons I grab booty:

1: That shit soft

2:It relieve my stress

3: It’s good for my hand muscles 


(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them